Sunday, March 28, 2010

Welcome, Junior Associate Davis!

The Davis Firm is proud to announce that we are in talks to add a new junior associate to our practice. Yet-to-be-named Davis (pictured at left) is a specialist in the areas of Floating, Parasitic Consumption, and Kicking.  He or she is approximately the size of a navel orange, and is expected to join the firm in late September.

"We're eagerly anticipating the joyous event," said Davis Firm partner Diana Davis, "And we couldn't be happier to become parents."

"So I finally figured out where babies come from," shared firm founder Jesse Davis. "it's pretty gross. I am looking forward to having a minion, though...and don't tell Diana I called our child my minion."

Monday, March 22, 2010

Food, Glorious Food!

While eating my banana this morning, I encountered several bruises - nothing novel in the experience, just part of the process when eating a banana you carried around in a bag.

*side note: some folks say they like the bruises - for me, I just close my eyes and try to overcome the mushy texture.

Anyways, I had a revelation this morning about bananas. Not only are they super potassium packers, they should be super heroes (at least, perhaps, ironic). Case: bananas are full of potassium, which prevent bruises in people...yet bananas themselves are incredibly susceptible to bruising. Whoa, I know.

For more food fun today, check out:

1. Why dark coffee is easier on your stomach...
2. PepsiCo Develops 'Designer Salt' to Chip Away at Sodium Intake
3. This scene from Oliver!