Nope. It's just Carter Blood Care milking (ha) the Twilight blood thirsty fanaticism at the Starplex on opening night. At least this blood will be going to benefit humans! Although, if you think about it, a blood donation company would be the best front for vampires. I've got eyes on you, Carter! I recommend requesting the vampire needle (see left) for the most devout fans.
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I believe that there's a Treehouse of Horror from the Simpsons in which Mr. Burns is a vampire who purchases a local blood bank.
ReplyDeleteOf course, this was an episode from before the Dark Days of The Twilight Scourge, so I can allow myself to enjoy it.
Clever Simpsons! Perhaps this Colorado woman saw Mr. Burns when she "was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal." Springfield, CO and Fruita, CO are only 8+ hours apart. All occurring on opening night of Eclipse. Coincidence? I think not.
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