As most loyal readers know already, Junior Associate Victoria Margaret Davis officially joined the Davis Firm on September 19, 2010. At present she is handling a light caseload to allow time for her extensive pro bono work. Her current projects include learning to sleep through the night, feeding without spitting up, and diaper spoliation.
"We couldn't be happier to have Victoria on the team," said founding partner Jesse Davis, "What she lacks in experience she more than makes up for in cuteness, hopeful potential, and innocent wonderment. We're confident she'll grow and prosper here at the Davis Firm."
When first reached for comment, managing partner Diana Davis said, "Why are you fooling around on the internet? This baby needs changing, Davis!" She later opined that the new addition was wonderful, and a source of endless joy for all concerned.
Rather than distributing the traditional cigars to mark the occasion, the Davis Firm has released its first-ever commemorative beer: "Victoria's Birthday." This special brew is patterned after brown ales popular during the reign of Queen Victoria. It was concocted right here at firm headquarters with help from brewmeister Justin T.(more pictures available on Facebook--email us for a link)
Based on the bassinet picture above it appears your nanny used to work at Chipotle.
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